Environmental Solution
 
Posted by Nifty Nick

So I was thinking about environmentalists, and the concept of being eco-friendly, going green, and minimizing your carbon footprint. It occurred to me, why don't environmentalists just kill themselves? Can you think of a more effective way to reduce your carbon footprint? Think about it, one less person, means less electricity use, less plastics use, less land and air being occupied and contaminated. Besides just using less resources, their decomposing bodies would fertilize the soil. Talk about a double whammy.

Most are for population control anyway, so they shouldn't be opposed to this idea. That way, I don't have to have less kids, and they still get their smaller world population.

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I can't see any downside to it. Less whining, improved gene pool, higher average IQ...