Imagine...

Whereas:

The Greens say that we need to cut CO2 production. Humans produce CO2 when they breathe. 25 percent of the world's humans are Muslims.

The Malthusians says that the world is overpopulated; that there are too many people to be sustained by the existing resources.

Just by chance, the great majority of the world's petroleum reserves seem to be located under lands controlled by the Muslims. They charge high prices for it and turn off the taps to coerce us.

All of the world's major religions teach their believers to love their brothers and to live in harmony except one. Islam teaches and requires its followers to kill or enslave the infidels who will not convert to islam.

Europe and America have been fighting and slowly losing a war against islam for 12 centuries.

Muslims have not yet discovered the benefits of personal hygiene.

Muslim women are so ugly that many muslim men prefer camels and goats. (and make the women wear hajibs.)

Therefore be it announced:

The raising of the Last Great Crusade to free the world of Muslims

wherever they be found, they shall be put to the sword, ma-deuce, jdam, hellfire or whatever you got. If they want jihad, they shall have jihad.

Rules of Engagement: Verify Targets. Avoid friendly fire casualties.

Law of Armed Conflict: Not Applicable.

Contact your nearest Last Great Crusade recruiter today.

Last Great Crusade is not affiliated with the Vatican, Inc or any European Kingdom, and is most definitely NOT approved by the U S Government, which is currently led by a muslim.