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This offer void where prohibited.
All aircrew legally licensed by state of Texas for concealed carry of the GE Vulcan M61A1 20mm gatling gun.
Texas sales tax collected on all transactions.
Outlaws, Inc assumes no liability for collateral damage attributable to mis-identification of targets by purchaser of services.
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