Nancy Pelosi's Unabridged List of Un-American Activities

By John Lillpop on (Mar 22, 09)


Satire by Lillpop
Nancy Pelosi made national headlines recently when she described enforcement of immigration laws as “un-American.” In mangled logic that only Pelosi could muster, she complained that illegal alien laws are wrong because they focus unfairly on illegal aliens!


Pelosi’s un-American agenda includes many other hot button items:


Tea parties and all other activities in support of anti-tax renegades


Pro-life marches, demonstrations, and opinion columns


Laws that prevent illegal aliens from taking over U.S. cities to demand rights and privileges reserved for American citizens


Wars engaged in foreign lands to defend the U.S. against terrorism and which otherwise advance American interests


“Best of” Rush Limbaugh broadcasts


The border between America and Mexico


Tax cuts for those who actually pay taxes


Laws that define marriage as one man & one woman


Republican national conventions


Most Wanted posters that unfairly portray illegal aliens and other disadvantaged immigrants


Birth certificate challenges to Barack Obama whose very being is proof enough of his divine eligibility to be president


English proficiency tests that must be passed before one can graduate high school in California


Michael Savage’s birthday


The death penalty, except for abortions


Financial, criminal, and background checks for U.S. citizenship


Cruelty to animals, except fishing by Star-Kist Tuna and other mega-ventures owned by husband Paul


Botox taxes


The second amendment to the Constitution


Racial profiling, except when needed to help racial minorities overcome Caucasian competition in education, housing, or employment


Income tax deductions for mortgage interest and charitable donations when claimed by the filthy rich


Nancy Pelosi: The most un-American mind in the world!


John Lillpop is a Capitol Hill Coffee House staff writer.