Baraq Hussein Obuma practices for life after 2012

Baraq inspects the Japanese emperor's shoes and mumbles the Japanese phrase "need a shine, mister?" as he takes advantage of another chance to practice for life after the White House. He had been planning to return to Chicago as the Chairman Emeritus of community organizers, but union rules require that he return as an apprentice community organizer, and all of those positions are currently filled by illegal immigrants.

Influential friends have arranged for Baraq to be offered a position at a prominent South Chicago hotel as a bell-hop, shoeshine boy and pimp. Michelle would also be "working" this hotel so it would seem an excellent opportunity for them.

Baraq's early life in islamic countries gave him a thorough multicultural education. He will instinctively know which of his cutomers would prefer goats or little boys. After four year's experience in the White House. Mister obuma may well go down in history as the world's greatest pimp.