01/02/10

You must remember this
A kiss is just a kiss, a sigh is just a sigh.
The fundamental things apply
As time goes by.

"As Time Goes By"
music and words by Herman Hupfeld
© 1931 Warner Bros. Music Corporation, ASCAP

A Proposed Solution for Airline Security

Step one: Get rid of TSA, their people, their checkpoints and all of their useless hardware.

Step two: Set up a pig-kissing stand at each gate. No Jihadi wants to die after kissing a pig.

That's all, just a little lip-lock on your way to the plane. No intrusive searches, no "guilty until proved innocent" treatment, no intimidation by brain-dead affirmative-action assholes.