05/20/10

A Bi-Partisan Multi-National Solution

I have a solution that will appeal to those who want to solve illegal immigration, control the Southern border, round-up illegal guns, cut crime in the ghettos, take a bite out of crime, say no to drugs, and eliminate ring around the collar. Everybody wins:

1. Hold a gun buy-back in every city and town in the country. Every single person who turns in an unregistered gun, whether it's a "Saturday night special" or a towed 105mm howitzer, gets a coupon for a free Government Motors electric vehicle, as soon as they become available.

2. Round up every illegal undocumented alien immigrant free riding sonovabitch in the country. Herd them all into concentration camps along the southern border and put them to work building the impassable border fence that should have been built many years ago. Put large gates in the fence by each camp.

3. When the fence is complete, issue each alien sonovabitch one or more of the confiscated weapons and a supply of ammunition and herd them all through the gates into Mexico.

4. Close and lock the freaking gates.

5. AC-130s patrol the wall 24/7 to dispatch survivors.