06/13/10

From Forgot Where

 

Bad Juice

 

No, not ALL JUICE, tomato juice and celery juice maybe, but V-8 is okay, and I like almost every kind of fruit juice. You just need to be more tolerant. How are you doing in that big city, by the way, are you remembering to look both ways and wait for the DONT WALK light before you cross the street?

 

Hey, I have something here that you can use to bring death to JUICE:

 

Yeah aim it at the JUICE just like that, and you stay on this side of it. When the JUICE are in range on the other side, just push that handle down. They'll be really amazed. Alahu Akbar!

No charge for you, effendi. Tell all your friends that I can give them claymores and timers and fuses, whatever they need. Satisfaction guaranteed or double your money back.