01/07/10

A Simple Security Suggestion

Former Illinois Senator and Chicago Mobster Baraq Obuma is quoted as saying at a political rally in Philadelphia on June 13, 2008 "If They Bring a Knife to the Fight, We Bring a Gun." Since being elected president, this violent imagery has seemed to describe his political treachery and deceit more than his approach to national defense and homeland security. His job under the Constitution is (greatly simplified) to protect the American people's rights to Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of Happiness. Instead he is giving us a healthcare plan that will shorten life for many of us, multiple laws that further restrict our God-given liberties, and further curtailment and constraints on the individual right to pursue happiness, while the federal government is made the arbiter and distributer of happiness to those who are "entitled".

The one and only real function of the Federal Government is to provide for the common defense of the States which united to form the United States. In this function the administration is an abject failure. The president has made a worldwide apology tour, bowing before foreign monarchs, insulting our former allies, and praising our enemies. In his mad mind everything is reversed. Black is white, right is wrong, bad is good. He has not made one correct decision in his year in office. He is weak, stupid, vindictive and vain. I'm sorry, you already know all of this. I was going to tell you my security suggestion.

Since, he refuses to recognize that we're at war with islamic jihadis who intend to convert us, enslave us or kill us, and he keeps calling each captured terrorist an individual deranged criminal, we're going to have to do something to get him wee weed up. I think his early days with "uncle frank" did something to him, maybe he's a faggot or a hermaphrodite. Back on the campaign trail they must have been giving him testosterone shots, or they had a ventriloquist squatting behind the podium doing the tough-guy speeches. Maybe we can give him knockout drops and get michelle to forge his signature on a proclamation, that's all it's going to take.

We just announce to the muslim world that the next violent incident of any kind that takes place in the U.S. or on U.S. property as a result of islamic jihad terrorism will be answered by the immediate nuclear destruction of mecca. The illustration accompanying this article depicts a 10 kiloton nuclear burst on mecca. It shows the complete vaporization of the holy sites and destruction of most of the city. I apologize for the inaccuracy of the 10KT graphic, I don't believe we have anything that small anymore.

In my opinion, once the ultimatum is made known to the muslim world, those who claim to be moderate muslims and that islam is a religion of peace will wet their bathrobes and round up all the jihadis that they have been tacitly approving all this time. They may decide that it is better to keep mecca intact than to destroy the great satan in the west.