05/29/10
The Land of the Morning Calm - Korea
I have hesitated to make any comment about recent events in Korea
because, prior to my retirement, I was the Senior Intelligence Officer for an
Air Force Reserve fighter unit which had a rapid deployment commitment to the
Republic of Korea if hostilities should commence. I felt it best to refrain from
commenting in order to avoid accidentally disclosing any classified information,
and to avoid having my comments interpreted as official policy of the U.S. Air
Force. I have decided to solve these two problems by plagiarizing unclassified
material from other sources and making blatant, outrageous comments that are
clearly not those of the USAF or the socialist US government.

Here we see that Korea is a peninsula in Northeastern Asia between China and Japan. The peninsula is divided by a demilitarized zone (DMZ) between the Democratic People's Republic of Korea (DPRK) to the North, and the Republic of Korea (ROK) to the South.
The DMZ is heavily fortified by the DPRK to keep illegal aliens from the South from sneaking across the border to enjoy all the luxuries of the socialist lifestyle. The DPRK is able to grow almost enough food to provide for communist party members and soldiers. The common people have found that grass and tree bark is quite tasty. The thriving DPRK exports nuclear material, missiles, and automatic weapons. (The AK-47s that they send to Mexico get blamed on American "gun shows", thus reaping double publicity benefits.)
The ROK is a different story. These people are under the yoke of capitalism. Almost everyone has to work for a living, while the rich industrialists grow richer. I saw the same story all over South Korea, in Seoul, Kunsan, Pusan - people working all day to pay for their home or apartment and to put food on the table. Slaves to industry to provide education and medical care for their children. Artists and musicians had to hold a real job to support themselves, oh the horror! The ROK exports automobiles, TVs, all kinds of high quality electronics, they love Americans, and one of their national heroes is Douglas MacArthur. - How many Americans remember him?
Leaders: South Korea has an peaceful election and a change of government every few years like we used to have, so they've had many presidents over the years since the Korean Conflict (1950 - 53).
North Korea has had only these two leaders:
Kim Il Sung "Great Leader"
15 April 1912 – 8 July 1994

Kim Jong Il "Great Asshole"
16 February 1941 - TBA
(there are reports that junior has had a stroke or kicked
the bucket and been replaced by a stunt double.)
Warming up in the "on deck" circle is:

Kim Jong Un "Oh shit, we're screwed"
Youngest son of Kim Jong Il
and heir apparent to the dynasty
And now for the article that I promised I was going to steal. This is a thoughtful one. That's why I stole it.
Deadly silence at the DMZ
By Donald Kirk
SEOUL - In the duel between North and South Korea, the question now is who will
pull the trigger first? The answer may be neither, but don't count on it. The
dueling now focuses on two quite different flashpoints.
The first is the West or Yellow Sea, where North Korea has vowed to open fire
against any South Korean vessel intruding in its waters.
One issue there is how to define which waters are North Korean. The North
refuses to recognize the Northern Limit Line, set by the United Nations Command
after the Korean War (1950-1953) and
challenged by North Korea in bloody gun battles in June 1999 and June 2002. A
North Korean boat was sunk in the former incident, killing at least 40 sailors
on board. Six sailors died on a South Korean patrol boat in the second battle.
It's almost June again, the height of the crabbing season in the fish-rich seas
and the month when the North is most likely to threaten South Korea's defense of
the line, including islands wrested from North Korean troops in the Korean War.
The announcement by the North Korean command that it's abrogating a safeguard
agreement reached between North and South in 2004 to stop "accidental" exchanges
of shots may or may not be mere rhetoric. The agreement was anyway more or less
meaningless, since it seems North Korean commanders were able to meticulously
plan an attack in March when a midget submarine torpedoed a South Korean
corvette, sinking it and killing 46 of its 104 crew members.
Both sides are likely to be more inclined than ever to open fire in the wake of
that episode. South Korea is staging exercises with an emphasis on
anti-submarine warfare and increasing patrols in which the orders are to fire
warning shots first - and then shoot at their targets. In the current
atmosphere, commanders on both sides may not want to play a waiting game.
If the Yellow Sea is an obvious battleground, however, almost anywhere along the
248-kilometer-long demilitarized zone that's divided the Korean peninsula since
the end of the Korean War could erupt in gunfire. That's possible quite soon if
South Korea makes good on its notion of switching on mega-loudspeakers capable
of spewing forth propaganda for the benefit of tens of thousands of North Korean
soldiers within shooting distance.
North Korea has said it will respond to the verbal volleys with live fire
targeting the loudspeakers. The North Koreans presumably know where they are
since they used to shout out the propaganda until both sides agreed to stop the
shouting six years ago. That was at the height of the decade of the "Sunshine"
policy of North-South reconciliation initiated by the late president, Kim
Dae-jung, in 1998.
South Korea's conservative president, Lee Myung-bak, has turned the clock back
on Sunshine since his inauguration a decade later, in 2008. This week he
suspended North-South trade, cut off most humanitarian aid, barred South Koreans
from visiting the North and opened a global diplomatic offensive in which he's
trying to get the rest of the world, notably China, to go along with
condemnation of North Korea and strengthened sanctions.
The diplomatic campaign won't upset the North Koreans nearly as much, however,
as propaganda falling on the ears of their own troops. Lee faces a serious test
of nerve. Will he dare order the loudspeakers to blast away knowing the North
Koreans may take potshots at them?
And if the North Koreans do fire, will South Korean gunners fire back at the
North Korean positions? There's no telling when the shooting would stop, or
whether North Korean troops would try to challenge the South Koreans on the
ground.
Such an exchange could seriously be the opening shots of the second Korean War.
In other words, just as this society is basking at all-time economic heights,
the peninsula could plunge again into deadly chaos with thousands if not
millions of lives at stake.
It's difficult actually to imagine that scenario. Perhaps Lee will hold off on
the loudspeaker broadcasts. Or perhaps they will turn on traditional Korean
music familiar to North and South Koreans. It's just as easy to imagine the
sounds of Arirang, the haunting song that's sung by Koreans everywhere, as it is
to conjure the squawking of imprecations for North Korean soldiers to desert
their positions and rise up against their masters.
North Korea, though, has another nasty card to play, as the South Koreans are
well aware. The North has already expelled a handful of South Korean officials
from the Kaesong economic complex just across the line about 64 kilometers north
of Seoul.
Now the North is saying it may cut off access to the complex for the nearly
1,000 technicians and engineers who run the factories in the zone, which are
owned by South Korean medium and small enterprises. More than 40,000 North
Koreans slave away at the assembly lines in a deal in which the South Koreans
are paying the North Koreans upwards of $50 million a year in salaries that the
workers never see.
The fear is that North Korea, in a showdown, would hold the South Korean workers
inside the zone, keeping them as hostages until the South agreed to innumerable
demands beginning with revision of the Northern Limit Line. That fear is enough
to raise doubts here about the wisdom of annoying North Korea's leaders with
unbridled propaganda assaults.
Such concerns extend to the sacrosanct Joint Security Area in the truce village
of Panmunjom that's next to Kaesong. About 600 troops are responsible for
rotating on guard duty at Kaesong in a largely ceremonial role. Among them are
40 American troops, the last of a much larger US force that used to patrol all
along the southern side of the Demilitarized Zone.
Over the years Panmunjom has become a standard tourist destination. Hundreds of
tourists go there every day from Seoul, and tourists also come down from the
northern side. They all have to remain on either side of a line that cuts
through the middle of the security area. A highlight of trips from the southern
side is to file into a small one-room structure on the line and step briefly
onto the northern side.
Visitors are briefed before they get there to do as told and not step around the
South Korean guards. At the end of a briefing that I attended on Thursday, a
South Korean lieutenant surprised us by saying matters were now "tense."
Then, after we had filed in and out of the building on the North-South line, we
were told our bus would not drive by the "bridge of no return" over which
prisoners had been exchanged at the end of the Korean War. The bridge, a
standard stop on visits to Panmunjom, would also expose visitors to the minimal
chance of capture by the North Koreans.
It's safe to assume South Korea will bar tours to Panmunjom if the risks seem
serious. For North Korea, though, the chance to seize tourists as hostages would
be too tempting in a showdown that still seems almost unimaginable. As
unimaginable, perhaps, as the North Korean invasion of the South in June 1950.
Donald Kirk, a long-time journalist in Asia, is author of the newly published
Korea Betrayed: Kim Dae Jung and Sunshine.