05/21/10

White House Rodent Identified

< obama upstaged by lemming.

The rodent that recently upstaged the pres__ent was initially misidentified as a rat, then as a mole or a vole. Experts have now positively identified the animal as a lemming and have stated that the small mammal's abrupt departure from the pres__ent's speech is a bad omen.

Lemmings are famous for going into a trance-like state and blindly following a leader over cliffs to their doom. The fact that this little fellow was able to break loose from his trance and scurry to safety indicates that obama may be loosing his charisma.

Since his charisma, his "image", is all there is to obama, his handlers are extremely concerned about his losing it. There is a very real possibility that we will all wake up some morning and there will be Nobama at all.

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