10/11/10

Off we go, into the wild blue yonder...

Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking. We'll be pushing back from the gate just as soon as the
Load-Master finishes checking that everyone has their seat belt fastened and butt-kicks any slackers who don't.
Once again, thank you for flying with Air Mobility Command. You call, we haul.

At this time, please turn off all cell phones, radios and other commo devices, and check your weapons are "safe".