09/01/10

Bicycle Choices Have Consequences

You Are What You Pedal

A lot of people (most of the world) have been
ridiculing obuma for looking like a dork.

Wearing that dweeby helmet
Wearing those "Mom jeans"
Riding a girl's bicycle
Being obuma

Here he is again, note the:

helmet, in case he falls off
YUPPIE shirt, carefully tucked-in
black and white socks?

and the shaft connected to the back of the bike,
the other end is hooked to the bumper of the
Secret Service SUV so he can coast and get his
photo-op without having to pedal and get sweaty.

Now, here's a REAL bike rider,
dressed properly for a ride
and riding a big boy's bike.

He even competes with other big boys
and often wins the race, even without
a push from the Secret Service.
And he never apologizes for winning.

Of course, if Peewee woke up one morning and found out that he was
President of The United States, the most powerful, most special nation
that there ever was, THIS is the bike that he would ride, so that everyone
would know that he was the most awesome man on earth. You wouldn't
see Peewee riding around looking like a F**KING DORK.