08/19/10

From CNBC

 

New Jobless Claims (altogether now) UNEXPECTEDLYClimbed
(Why is every failure unexpected? Socialism has never worked, not once, anywhere.)

 

Weekly Jobless Claims Post Surprise Jump, Hit 500,000

 

It's Unprecedented

 

New U.S. claims for unemployment benefits unexpectedly climbed to a nine-month high last week, yet another setback to the frail economic recovery.

This was followed by a lot of mumbo-jumbo bullshit by various government experts who gave their highly educated socialist opinions on why this was actually excellent news.

The number of people on emergency benefits increased 260,105 to 4.75 million in the week ended July 31.

We are so f**ked.

 

I Have a Job. Screw You.