10/01/10

At Rasmussen Reports


For Second Straight Month, Number of Democrats in U.S. Falls to Record Low

 


Al Gore says cause is Global Warming

 

 

For the second month in a row, the number of Americans who identify themselves as Democrats has fallen to a record low.

In September, 34.6% of American Adults identified themselves as Democrats. That’s down nearly half a percentage point from a month ago, a full percentage point from two months ago, and is the smallest percentage of Democrats ever recorded in nearly eight years of monthly tracking.

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The Environmental Protection Agency is attempting to determine the cause of the accelerating extinction of the democrats. Initial theories center on habitat destruction by greedy republican big businessmen or over-harvesting of the species by violent right-wing conservative hunters.

House Speaker Nancy Pelosi is pressing for a roll-call vote that the missing democrats shall be "deemed to have voted a straight democratic ticket" in the November 2nd elections. Vice-President Joe Biden was quoted as saying this was a "Big F**king Deal". Baraq obuma was on vacation and unavailable for comment.