| By JULIE PACE WASHINGTON – Forget about the midterm
elections and speculation about West Wing personnel shake-ups. The
big question being asked around the White House is, what's that
noisy construction really all about?
The drilling, clanging and banging are tearing up parts of the front
lawn of the White House, obstructing the view for tourists on
Pennsylvania Avenue and causing headaches — literally — for the
staff.
"Every, like, three minutes for the past four hours, that machine
has clanged to get the dirt off of the drill bit," White House press
secretary Robert Gibbs said, referring a giant rig outside his
office. "It is the single most unnerving thing."
The work is so intensive that it has raised questions, particularly
among skeptical White House reporters, about the true purpose of the
project. The government assures it is a run-of-the-mill upgrade of
utilities, albeit one made complex by the fact that the White House
must stay in operation the whole time.
Big construction projects — most of them unannounced, unexplained
and done at undisclosed cost — are not uncommon at the White House.

And all the mess will be around for a while. The whole project is
scheduled to run at least four years.
Meanwhile, in order to modernize the utilities at 1600 Pennsylvania
Avenue, workers have turned the North Lawn into a construction zone,
erecting chain-linked fences, driving dump trucks up and down the
White House driveway, and setting up rigs and cranes.
The walkway leading into the West Wing has been rerouted. A 15-foot
platform was built on what's referred to as "Pebble Beach" — the
flagstone area alongside the driveway where television
correspondents report live from the White House — so photographers
can shoot over the top of the construction.
With all of that commotion happening just steps away from the
watchful eye of the White House press corps, it's no surprise that
there are plenty of conspiracy theories, from jokes that workers are
drilling for oil to speculation that a new press room is being built
to keep reporters out of the West Wing.
Even Gibbs has his own theories.
"A parking deck, I think," he joked. "Or they're moving the
Washington Monument."
But, for the record, presidential aide Obi-Wan Kenobi says there are
no secret projects.

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