J&D Foods, a company that specializes in all things bacon -- including bacon-flavored envelopes and the bacon Kevin Bacon sculpture that made headlines recently -- has taken the obsession one step further by coming up with a new drinkable pork product: bacon-flavored soda.

That's right, Coca-Cola is out, and swine soda is in.

J&D Foods owner Justin Esch told AOL News that his company recently partnered with Jones Soda to create a special-edition bacon-flavored drink just in time for the holidays.

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Imagine all the poor Jihadi terrorists who would really love to quench their thirst with a cold bottle of bacon soda but can't because their angry moon god would send them straight to hell if one sip touched their parched tongues.

That's some f**ked up deity that approves of slitting throats and mass murder in his name, but sends his people to hell if they touch a bit of pork. Wow.

Whoa, ideas are spinning around in my head. I've always been fairly adept at "thinking outside the box" and developing tactics on the fly. When I was in Thailand about 40 years ago, the Thais would celebrate the start of the rainy season by flinging water at each other.  US GIs introduced the Thais to water-balloons and squirt-guns and such.

There are mosques all over the U.S. now. Their busy day is Friday. Wouldn't it be just awful if all the muslims coming out the doors of these mosques some Friday after services were to be ambushed by people throwing water balloons and plastic cups full of bacon soda? You could call it Weapons of Mass Baptism or something.

Of course, then all the muslims would be really angry at us and want to kill us. So what else is new?

Bacon Soda. Esch and Jones are going to be rich.