Caliph

Islamabad, Sep 2 (PTI) A Pakistani minister wants US President Barack Obama to offer Eid prayers at Ground Zero in New York and become the "Amir-ul-Momineen" or Caliph of Muslims.

Minister of State for Industries Ayatullah Durrani, who belongs to the ruling Pakistan People''s Party, said the upcoming Eid-ul-Fitr festival, expected to be observed on September 11, would be a "golden opportunity" for Obama to offer Eid prayers and declare himself the leader of all Muslims.

"In this way, all the problems of the Muslim world would be solved," Durrani told The Nation newspaper.

Durrani, a former member of the Pakistan Ideological Council, contended that the Muslim world is in "dire need" of a Caliph and occupying this distinguished slot would provide Obama "exemplary titles" like "Mullah Barack Hussain Obama" or "Allama Obama".

He said: "The time is approaching fast. Barack Hussain Obama must act now. This is a golden opportunity, Muslims badly need it."
Obama''s elevation to the Islamic Caliphate would be the "key to success, he claimed but did not offer any explanation for his remarks.

''Ground Zero'' is the former site of the fallen twin towers of the World Trade Center.

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Hey, sorry to piss on your dream mister Durrani, but you do NOT understand the American people. You're wanting obuma to go to the World Trade Center site on 09/11 and do Islamic prayers and proclaim himself the Caliph of Muslims. Well, he's probably narcissist enough and stupid enough to do that.

And the U.S. Secret Service is obligated to protect him. I do not know how many people armed with pistols and automatic weapons would be guarding him. But there would not be enough.

I visualize waves of armed and unarmed Americans going against and over and through the Secret Service, being slaughtered by their own countrymen until they prevail and reach their target, the most hated man in America, and tear him limb from limb and defile his disgusting remains in the gutter.

Then we'll proclaim him the Caliph of Muslims. How's that?