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Barrett .50 sniper rifle. "Reach out and touch someone".

Quote of the Day, 04/23 Edition

"Marines have always been environmentally conscious, but now they’re starting a new program that should really make liberals happy. They’re going to be selling lifetime carbon offsets. You pay them their fee, and the Marine will then kill someone in a foreign land, effectively offsetting your entire carbon footprint."

- Frank J

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