07/19/10

Coming Soon:

The EnemyoftheState Fan Club

I was checking the statistics for AndDomestic.com this morning and noticed something that
I had meant to comment on some time back. It appears that my consistent, month to month,
number one fan is located in Reston, Virginia.  Now, out of respect for the privacy of the
individual or agency in Reston, I am not further identifying who they might be, but I hope
They will accept the honor of being named (anonymously, of course) as president emeritus
of the EnemyoftheState Fan Club.

Any fan of the fictional spy and action hero genre knows that all kinds of activity takes place in
Reston and McLean and the Virginia/Maryland suburbs near Washington. There are good guys and
bad guys behind every tree and hiding out in every office park. The civilians think that the drunken
criminals in congress are running the country, but the shadowy men and women in Reston and
McLean know the truth. And they eliminate anyone who grows suspicious.

Meanwhile...

I also noticed that the site's popularity seemed to peak earlier this year,
and has since fallen off. I have given this some serious thought and have
developed some ideas. When this site began in early 2009, it was all about
irate - we had a fraud socialist in the white house and I was angry. The site
evolved. It developed the Edmund Burke theme of mocking evil. We went after
the Jihadis, we went after any kind of stupid, we showed the U.S. military
violently eliminating evil. On the next page, the reader might be exposed
to my dry, subtle attempt at literate, intelligent humor and say "WTF?"

So, in good 1980s business fashion, I present the Mission Statement for
AndDomestic.com:

AndDomestic.com shall be the pre-eminent website in the world for expressing
the utter contempt and disgust of EnemyoftheState toward the federal government
of the United States. This will be achieved by quoting articles which agree with his
views, by reprinting and/or modifying news stories for satirical purposes, and by
authoring original pieces full of invective, bile and ridicule.

AndDomestic.com shall also be a weapon against all enemies of the United States,
to include illegal immigrant invaders, islamist terrorists, and socialists.

We shall mock what must be mocked. We shall expose evil to light and demand
legal action to remove it. We shall be persistent. We shall have an honest federal
government, peacefully, if possible.

And by the way, I'm doing all of this for me, not for you, not for an employer,
not for the voters who were gullible and stupid enough to elect the congress
we have and then to elect obuma as the cherry on top of the nut pile.

I'm doing this for me and the other people who believe in the U.S.A and the
Constitution and who maybe wore a uniform and did rough things and were
shot at for their beliefs.

If you're one of those ivy league graduates who looks down his (or her) nose at
those lower class, brutish types who serve in the military because they don't
have the bloodline or the education to hold a real position in society, let me
explain something. The ancestors of those brutes were fighting to found this
country 235 years ago, when your ancestors were probably kissing George III's
ass. Their ancestors have been fighting and dying ever since to keep America
free. If you want socialism, why don't you just get out of my country and go
live in some socialist paradise?

Be careful that you don't lose your precious ivy league diploma though.
I would recommend that you spindle it around your little finger into a
tight little tube, and then shove it up your ass.