Last year, in June 2009, The Won caused an international buzz of chatter when he swatted an annoying fly during a live televised interview. Those who were still giddily infatuated with him at the time were thrilled with his ninja-like reflexes and his total domination of the little winged assailant.

Others criticized the move. People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals (PETA) was particularly upset at the display of cruelty and the snuffing out of an innocent and productive life on prime-time TV in front of millions of impressionable American children by the leader of the free world.

The Won was in a dilemma over the criticism that he, Mister Perfect, was receiving, so he apparently sought advice from his Chicago Thugs Advisors about how to handle the situation if it should arise again.

Well, sure enough, this week our zero was reading another speech off the TelePrompTer, when a really aggressive housefly began buzzing around his head. The fly buzzed and dived and swooped as The Won continued passively reading his speech to the somnolent audience. Finally the fly grew bored too, and landed on the zero's face and walked around, exploring.

The Won just stood there a model of self-control, or maybe hypnosis, not daring to anger PETA by swatting the fly on his face.

Many people have criticized the boy wonder for being feckless, and having no skills or abilities at all. This may be true when it come to jobs like being the leader of the free world, and Defending the Constitution of the United States Against All Enemies, Foreign AND Domestic.

But you've got to admit, not everyone can let flies walk around on his face without flinching. That is a definite skill that could be useful in some position, somewhere.

Meanwhile, we're still doing research on what it is about The Won that causes flies to be attracted to him.

Evidence collected thus far tends to validate the theory that the liberal political views of flies is the answer.

That is: Flies just naturally eat shit and bother people.