11/06/10
At The Union Leader (New Hampshire) (or as we used to call it in Massachusetts, Cow Hampshire, because it had more cows than people)
UNH scientists to study cow burps . . . and more
| By CLYNTON NAMUO DURHAM – University of New Hampshire
and outside researchers are creating a computer model to help
organic dairy farmers cut greenhouse gas emissions such as methane,
because Beano probably isn't an option. Varner said the study will focus on the waste streams at farms.
Using UNH's own organic dairy farm as a testing ground, researchers
will measure things like how spreading manure on pastures will
affect the amount of greenhouse gases produced.
Dairy farming 40 or 50 years ago wasn't too much different from dairy farming 200 - 300 years ago. Maybe a little cleaner and brighter and hygienic, but still pretty much organic, and not on purpose. I guess more recently there have been some farmers who have used chemicals to increase milk production, and that's not organic. Now we need to worry about cows burping and farting and global warming. Some manufacturer of cow catalytic converters will get rich if he can get enough congressmen to pass a law. The way I figure, God (or the supreme deity of your choice) created (or caused the evolution of) cows with their burping and farting habits. -- Either He's planned for the methane they're emitting and it's not going to cause the end of the world; or He's planning on doing us in, and if we stop the methane, He's just going to get us another way. I kind of like to think of Him as a Benevolent God, so I'm not paranoid about global warming or anything else. Other religions, which I won't name, seem to think that their moon-god is a violent dude who wants to slay all the infidels. They're probably real worried about global warming, asteroids, getting AIDs, and inhaling cow farts.
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