06/28/10
(D) as in Deceased
and we're only half way through the year
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| John Murtha (D) PA. The only man in
U.S. history to earn the status of ex-Marine. He gained this
honor by falsely charging a group of U.S.Marines with a massacre at
Haditha, Iraq, based on a story he heard. The Marines were later acquitted of the charges. Murtha is said to have once been a good man, but no one remembers any specifics. |
Robert Byrd (D) WV. Entered House 1952,
entered Senate 1958, been there ever since. Previous career: KKK. According to Cumberland Times-News, 6/26/10: Sen. Robert C. Byrd's name appears the most on bridges and highways among individuals - at least eight times. They include the Robert C. Byrd Expressway and Robert C. Byrd Bridge in Ohio County; Robert C. Byrd Highway (Corridor H); Robert C. Byrd Appalachian Highway System (also Corridor H); Robert C. Byrd Appalachian Highway System (Corridor G/U.S. 119); Robert C. Byrd Bridge in Huntington; Robert C. Byrd Interchange at Birch River; Robert C. Byrd Appalachian Highway System (Corridor L/I-77). Noted For: bringing home the bacon. Breaking the curve on the mortality tables. |
Teddy Kennedy (D) MA. (Technically, Teddy died in
2009, but if he came back and died again it would please a
lot of people.) Youngest son of the Kennedy dynasty, offspring of the corrupt Irish political Fitzgerald and Kennedy clans. Family wealth came from bootleg scotch during prohibition era. His father, Joe Kennedy, was fired as ambassador to Britain at the start of World War II for being a Nazi sympathizer. His brother Jack was said to be involved with a female Nazi spy. Teddy was kicked out of Harvard for cheating on an exam, but Daddy paid for a diploma. He kicked around Boston and the world for a while decided to be a senator in 1962 and took Jack's old seat there while Jack was trying to fill Eisenhower's seat at the White House. In 1969 at Chappaquiddick island in Massachusetts, Mary Jo Kopechne drove Teddy's car off a wooden bridge while drunk and attempted to flee the scene but drowned. Teddy, who was miles away at the time and perfectly sober, swam to the scene and repeatedly dove down attempting to rescue her. Finally, exhausted, he returned to his motel room, read the newspaper, watched TV for a while, and got a good night's sleep. Next morning, over breakfast, an aide asked where Mary Jo was and Teddy told him what had happened last night. The aide was very bright and told Teddy that they needed to contact the authorities quickly because that automobile was leaking toxic chemicals and petroleum products into the pristine waters of Chappaquiddick island. Teddy spent the 1970's cheering for the opposition in Vietnam, raising funds for the IRA to kill Brits, and pushing national health care. wrong, wrong, wrong. Information made available by the FBI after Teddy's death and multiple requests under the Freedom of Information Act has revealed that during the Reagan Administration, Teddy-Boy committed acts of treason against the United States by contacting the USSR's KGB (Committee of State Security) and offering them classified inside information about plans and operations of the U.S. Government. At the very same time that many Americans were wearing uniforms (or non-uniforms) and were willing to place their lives between America and the enemy, Teddy was selling our secrets to the enemy. Nothing we can do now, God has already executed the sonofabitch.
Burn Teddy Burn.
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