11/09/10
AT CBS-8 San Diego (and multiple other sources)
Mysterious missile lights up the sky over the Pacific
| Pacific Ocean (CBS 8)- A mysterious missile launch off the
southern California coast was caught on video Monday evening by a
KCBS news helicopter. The spectacular contrail could easily be seen up in Los Angeles, but who launched this missile and why, remain a mystery for now. The magnificent images were captured from the KCBS chopper around 5pm. The location of the missile was described as west of Los Angeles, north of Catalina Island, and approximately 35 miles out to sea. A Navy spokesperson tells News 8, this wasn't its missile. He said there was no Navy activity reported in that part of the region. |
11/09/10
Breaking News
And Domestic reveals the truth
Our Usually Reliable Intelligence Source Reports:
| Dick Cheney has been feeling a bit miffed this week. Nobody at
all gave him credit or blame for the latest round of volcanoes that
may shorten Obama's trip to Indonesia. He got no credit for the two
5+ earthquakes that shook Indonesia just after Obama's arrival. The earthquakes that
rattled Iran hardly made it into the news. The final insult came
when George W. Bush stole all the limelight with the release of his
new book "Decision Points". Cheney was commanding a secret ballistic missile submarine of his own design when it fired the advanced Halliburton ICBM (unarmed) as a show of force to the democratic weenies in California. Our source said that Mr. Cheney is especially displeased with the mid-term election results in California, and intends to focus his HAARP weapon on the state's many geologic faults to "shake things up" soon. |