from the New York Post

Iranian fishing vessel hijacked by Somali pirates

PRESS TV

Last Updated: 7:44 PM, December 8, 2009

Posted: 2:43 PM, December 8, 2009

Iran Tuesday said Somali pirates had hijacked an Iranian fishing vessel and were holding its 29 crew members hostage, state-owned Press TV reported.

The vessel was boarded by armed men on Sunday off the coast of the east African nation, Iran’s Deputy Managing Director for Maritime Affairs Saeed Izadian said.

The pirates had not yet demanded a ransom for the release of the ship or its crew, he said.

"The Somali pirates have currently taken refuge in their hideouts; we have so far received two dispatched messages from the pirates [with the help of which] we have tracked them down," Izidian said.

Allah is very confused by this turn of events.

Update 12/09/09

I finally figured out an Americanized analogy of this story. It would be as if Iran or the jihadis set off a huge bomb in the Capitol building or the White House. You wouldn't know whether to cheer or be sad, you'd have to think about it for a while.

Hey, if any of you chickenshit iranians or jihadis are reading this, you don't have the cojones to set off a big freaking bomb in the capitol or the white house. Only real men know about high explosives and you goat ropers ain't real men. Your mothers are pigs. You couldn't blow up the capitol and the white house if allah came down and lit the fuse for you. Take that.