11/09/10

Department of Monuments

Obama to Build Giant Statue
of Self on National Mall?

One of Baraq Obama's objectives in
Indonesia is to view the controversial
statue of himself, Barry Soetero, as a boy.

The statue has already been moved once from
its original location in a public park to a new site
at the grounds of the school that young Barry
attended when he was an Indonesian citizen.

Other nations are less critical of where
Obama statues and figures are placed.

His image is synonymous with America in many countries.

Some nations have adapted national
landmarks with the Obama effigy.

The Obama statue for the National Mall in Washington
is said to be well along in construction at a secret
location and is due to be erected by January 2011.
Its dimensions are undisclosed but "heroic".

Thousands of fans eagerly await the
erection and unveiling of the giant
Baraq Obama statue.

Republican pigeons, who knew?

"Sic transit gloria mundi."

(Ms Gloria Mundi, of the Transit Workers Union,
has warned that if the union does not receive a
fair share of the contract for erecting the statue,
there may be unavoidable incidents and labor
problems at the work site. It sounds so simple
in Latin, doesn't it?)