10/24/10
Jihadi Work Accident:
Taliban Suicide Bomber Suffers From
Premature Detonation Syndrome While Riding Motorcycle..
Workers' Compensation Board awards no virgins due to contributory negligence.
Effectiveness - 8 Accuracy - 0
| Kandahar, Afghanistan. An unknown target is intact today
thanks to a rough road or a loose wire or whatever caused an
apparent Jihadi suicide bomber and his motorcycle to instantaneously
transform into a loud noise and itty-bitty, sticky parts. The explosion would have been quite devastating in a crowded area, but as it happened, only the unidentified warrior and his unidentified bike were vaporized. Some days you're the bomber. Some days you're the bomb.
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