Watch out Barack, they're religious, they have guns, they believe in their cause and they don't like you.

Pak Taliban to Barack: Please Bomb Us

By Noah Shachtman April 08, 2009 | 9:30:00 AM

Leaders of Pakistan's Taliban are practically begging President Obama to send the killer drones after them. Not only are they doing interviews with al-Qaeda's propaganda division. They're throwing racial insults at the President, and promising to wage terror "all over the world."

Maulvi Nazir, one of the heads of the Taliban in Pakistan's South Waziristan province, follows up on his ABC interview with a wide ranging talk released by al-Qaeda’s media production unit, As-Sahab. And he's not exactly feeling friendly. Not only is he unsatisfied with the government's explains that the recent peace deal with militant leaders in Swat province. ("We shall never put down our weapons until this mischief ends and the rule of Shariah is established in Pakistan," he says.) He won't even be satisfied with a revolt throughout the so-called "Af/Pak" region. "Our jihad is a global jihad and we aim to liberate Muslims throughout the world and obliterate tumult, oppression and mischief, and establish the system of Shariah all over the world."

Never mind the low-key media approach that the Afghan Taliban have taken to the new Obama presidency. Nazir instead goes straight to racist gaffe-ville, discussing America's new Commander-in-Chief: "There had been a white ass that departed, now there is a black ass that has taken over. Expecting any good from their side is against our creed."

So, let's review Nazir's message: We're ultra-radical. We love al-Qaeda. And screw you, Mr. President. Hmmm, what's that buzzing sound overhead?