Ms Rosett (who doesn't appear to have a high regard for America's 2nd worst president, Jimmah Carter, tells about his op-ed in last Wednesday's Washington Post, where he reminded Americans that he had just visited North Korea this summer. Carter went there at the invitation of North Korea’s government, to obtain the release of an American, Aijalon Gomes, who had been imprisoned in North Korea and sentenced to eight years of hard labor for crossing illegally into the totalitarian state.

At that point, a light bulb went on over my head. Now granted, it was one of those EPA approved, curly, dim, toxic mercury filled pieces of shit, but it symbolized a great idea, nonetheless.

The North Koreans are belligerent, nasty, hungry bastards who get fed only when they follow orders, and their orders are to keep anyone who is not a North Korean from trying to sneak across the border into their worker's paradise.

Our Southern border is porous. We don't even have an estimate of how many illegals per day march across our border (some laden with drugs and contraband and whatever) heading North into our cities.

We could sub-contract a large portion of the People's Army of the Democratic People's Republic of Korea (North Korea) and deputize them as US Border Patrolmen.

Pay scale would be $5.00 to $30 per month, an increase over what they receive at home. They could also receive a bounty of $0.03 per prisoner or pair of ears turned in.

These poor buggers have been eating mostly tree-bark and insects since they ran out of dogs and cats in North Korea, so arrangements should be made to keep 24-hour chow halls open with comfort foods like rice and kim-chee and rat-man-du.

This really seems like a win-win situation for almost everyone. I like it, you like it, the North Koreans like it, - the illegal aliens and their political sponsors are unhappy but you can't please everyone.