Did you miss the filing deadline? Are you white? Not a farmer? That's alright. Concentrate real hard, weren't you a black farmer in a past life? - There, I knew you qualified. When you file your IRS form 1040 next April, just attach a signed affidavit verifying that you used to be a black farmer, didn't receive a loan application from the USDA and you're a registered Democrat. Your $50,000 should arrive in 6 to 8 weeks.