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For a book that I am writing, I am interested in meeting/interviewing people who cache weapons. To get a sense of who I am and where I come from, look at www.dumshit.com, and also see the August issue of Brand X magazine, where I wrote a piece about concealed carry. If you're interested in talking to me, please email dumshit@jerk.com. Thank you.

I've always been of the mind that if its time to bury them, its time to use them. But if you bury them anyway, you certainly don't talk about it.

Why would I bury the only guns I have?

If things ever come to confiscation and SHTF, I'll just use my .38 to fight my way to some criminal's rifle and take that from them.

Sadly, my guns are buried at the the bottom of the lake in my tragic boating accident.

You guys have guns? But-but, those are DANGEROUS!

I see that very same brand of boat on here a lot. Please tell me who makes it so I don't buy one and have it sink on me.

I am so very sorry for your loss. Strangely this is the exact same thing that happened to me. I blame drunken senators from Massachusetts..whoops he's still dead. But he would if he coulda!

"There comes a time when every man feels the urge to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, & start slitting throats" - H. L. Mencken

I wouldn't tell him my favorite flavor of ice cream.