12/11/10
Soros Goes To Bullpen In The Fifth Inning
| Potomac Socialists' manager George Soros amazed and outraged
fans last night when he pulled faltering ace pitcher Baraq Obuma in
the 5th inning after he allowed the elephants to load the bases with
the score tied. Soros called the bullpen for his old but reliable reliever Bill "spot" Clinton. The rest of the game was routine, Clinton got the Socialists out of the jam they were in and went on to squeak out a 7-6 win. The question that remains this morning: is Soros going to make a permanent change to the line-up card? Did he make a bad deal when he bought Obuma for a record amount? Will Obuma be sent down to the minors or sent back to Kenya? The world awaits the news.
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