11/07/10
At Yahoo News
Russia's Putin races Formula One car in new stunt

| by Stuart Williams MOSCOW (AFP) – In a helmet
emblazoned with the emblem of Russia and reaching a speed of 240
kilometres (150 miles) an hour, Prime Minister Vladimir Putin Sunday
burned rubber on a racing circuit in a Formula One car. * Putin pushed the car so hard that at one point he overcooked a corner and ending up coming to a halt in a spin, television pictures showed. Over the summer, Putin had spoken of the exhilaration of "living dangerously". * Putin's blast around the track was in a different speed category
to his last public motoring excursion, when he drove across Siberia
this summer in a bright yellow Lada Kalina.
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11/07/10
BREAKING NEWS
Obama to Run with the Bulls

| We are informed that Baraq Obuma has accepted the multiple
implied challenges to his manhood by Vladimir Putin and has signed
up for the Running of the Bulls at
Pamplona.
Sports analysts point out that Mister Obuma may believe that he has an advantage, coming from Chicago, hometown of the NBA Bulls, and being fluent in bullshit, but they also acknowledge that he runs like a girl and is quite likely to be trampled early in the proceedings when the bulls realize that there's nothing behind his oratorical bullshit. Until then, Texas says: Hook 'em Horns!
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