07/20/10 UPDATED (Scroll Down)
From CNS News
Indonesian Muslim Group May Ban Coffee Extracted from Cat Dung
Indonesian Muslim group may ban civet coffee
| By Staff, Associated Press Jakarta, Indonesia (AP) - Indonesia's top Islamic body says it may forbid followers from drinking the world's most expensive coffee - extracted from the dung of a civet cat - over concerns it is unclean. Kopi Luwak is made from hard beans that have been eaten by the nocturnal critters and then fermented in their stomachs before being pooped out and roasted. It's highly prized for its smooth flavor and bitterless aftertaste, sometimes fetching well over $200 a pound ($440 per kilogram) online. Maruf Amien, acting head of the powerful Ulema Council, said a ruling on whether Muslims should be banned from drinking the brew could be made as early as Tuesday. He said the key issue is whether or not the coffee is clean. "God willing it will be an easy decision," said Amien. "If the farmers clean the beans before they are grinded, they are halal, or legitimate, and there won't be a problem." Kopi Luwak is produced on several Indonesian islands, spanning from Sumatra in the west to Sulawesi in the east, but it also can be found under different names elsewhere in Southeast Asia. Only 1,000 pounds (450 kilograms) are said to be produced annually worldwide. Indonesia is the world's most populous Muslim nation. The influential Ulema Council often issues fatwas, or edicts, including several controversial rulings against smoking and yoga. Its edicts are not legally binding, but many devout Muslim abide by them. * * * * * Islam is definitely an officious
and intrusive religion, whose leaders have altogether too much spare
time on their hands. It's no wonder the Muslims are always in a bad
mood and running around doing terrorist stuff. Imagine what the
Catholics or the Baptists would be like if the Pope or the Head
Baptizer issued an edict that his church members couldn't eat what
they wanted to. We hereby appeal to the Ulema Council to reverse
their fatwa and announce to the world the right of all Muslims to
eat shit.
07/21/10 Great news, coffee fans. The Ulema Council has decreed that Muslims are permitted to drink all the civet coffee they want, as long as they wash the shit off it first. Allah Akbar!!!
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