11/13/09

What I Want for Christmas:

This is a Barrett M107 .50 caliber precision very long range sniper rifle.

This is Mao Zedong. He killed 70,000,000 Chinese
to bring the benefits of marxism to China.
He said "All power comes from the barrel of a gun".
He would have liked the Barrett rifle.

This is Anita Dunn. She is one of the four
closest advisers to baraq obuma and is his
communications director.
She recently gave a speech claiming that Mao
was one of the most important political philosophers
 shaping her outlook on politics.

This is chairman baraq obuma. He is bringing
marxism to America and intends to confiscate
all guns from the people to prevent resistance.
Stalin, Hitler, Castro, etc have proven success
with this tactic. So this would seem like the wrong
time for me to be buying an expensive rifle, or
maybe it's exactly the right time.

Meanwhile, I can use the M107 on some bird-seed thieves.
I've found that negotiations and strongly-worded protests
have had no impact on them.
Perhaps Chairman Mao was correct. We will see how much
persuasive power a .50 caliber bullet carries.